Let me assure you that paranoia is one thing I do not suffer from. Yet, with all them thar new-fangled gadgets and devices on the market, I sometimes wonder whether virtual reality has invaded my space.
My kitchen-window is an excellent example of what I am talking about. Is it possible that some genius (not necessarily evil), in the dark of night, has exchanged the window for a giant computer-screen? The reason I'm just a little bit suspicious is that the dramatic changes of scenery seem to be more than one, apartment-house, kitchen window could dream up. Deer, squirrels, crows, sunsets, dense fog, etc.
And now a goat! For what it's worth, I present prima facie evidence. I rest my case and let you be the judge.
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