Some of my fans may not be aware of the fact that, among my other responsibilities, I am also President of the R.S.D.F.T.O.G.O. (Remove Synchronized Diving From The Olympic Games Organization). Synchronized diving is not a sport, is boring, and should not be allowed in the Games. How do I know? I have consulted with the Olympian gods, in charge since 776 B.C., and they all agreed with me.
White Pelicans, on the other hand, are a different story. They dive for food; fish, to be specific. I'm not exactly sure why the synchronize their dives, but they know what they are doing.
My picture dates back all the way to yesterday morning, when Bob T. and I combed the Ponds for photo ops.
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